As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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