Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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