My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
