bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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