your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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