i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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