my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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