On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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