My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I have aggressive nipples.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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