Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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