with your own penis?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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