last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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