I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
