You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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