just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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