this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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