it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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