yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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