You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
