When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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