I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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