are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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