I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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