This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You need Xanax blowdarts
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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