I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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