The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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