If i come over, it means nothing
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
