This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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