Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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