You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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