We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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