You can't motorboat a personality
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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