Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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