I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
