Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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