So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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