I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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