so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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