What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Couch. On fire.
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