I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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