I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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