His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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