i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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