she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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