I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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