everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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