I wanna passion pit in your ass
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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