guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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