I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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