Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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