But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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