But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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