Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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